PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: SECRET CULT

Inspired by the last episode of 'Mad Men' and a recent near near death experience, I have decided to form a cult. Ultimately, it will be an apocalyptic suicide cult, of course, but I'm keeping that on the down low at the moment: it's terribly difficult to get people to join otherwise. It will coalesce around a revolutionary new analytical method of mental science we (okay, I) call 'Reducer'. More details on a how to become a better and more powerful person soon.